Behind closed doors...

For some reason I fill compelled to give you a blog of TMI on myself!! Let me explain, I was thinking to myself the other day about habits. Habits that have turned in to routines, and even bad habits that are now addictions. Everyone has them. Sometimes you are very aware of them, other times you have no clue of your habits, that is until someone points them out to you, and it's usually because they are annoyed by it. I am guilty of being annoyed by some peoples' bad habits but then turning around and doing the same thing myself. Because it's not annoying when I do it myself, teehee.
I can't stand click top ink pens. Why? Because people stand around and click the absolute shit out of them. If you are that person that is around me clicking that pen over and over like a speed freak, I will yank said pen out of your hand and throw the son of a bitch across the room!!! I have done this to many a person!
To all you gum poppers, spit it out, or choke on it!!! ...but this is one that I do myself, because, it's not annoying when I do it. Unless your name is Rita, then you make me spit my gum out into your hand and throw it away.
Do you smack your mouth when you chew? Well, then please for the love of God DO NOT eat near me!!
I hate that noise!
Okay, sorry, rant over...my weird habits...
I love magazines, I especially love food and cooking magazines! I will fully flip through a new magazine, won't read a word. Cover to cover I look through the whole thing. And I won't read a word of it until I have done this. I love books too. When I get a new book, my habit there is to read the very first word and the very last word. Every book everytime! I also visualize characters as movie stars and if the book was ever turned in to a movie, who would play each part.
I can't drink my morning coffee until after I have brushed my teeth, I love the way it tastes! And I always have to have a cigarette with the first cup too. There in lies another habit, I will roll a cigarette around on my lips before I light it.
I love fried chicken! When I eat friend chicken I will eat all the skin off of it first before I eat the rest.
I love to buy underwear!! But I don't wear them. I hate wearing underwear!! But I have a drawer full!!
I don't like to wash my jeans after everytime I wear them. I won't wash my jeans for weeks sometimes!
I have to sleep with the t.v. on. It has to be something I have seen over and over, so I won't stay awake and actually watch it. It's the background noise that I need. So for the last almost year, Harry Potter has been on rotation nightly in my Blu-ray player to sing me to sleep.
I hate scary movies, but secretly love to be scared. I love ghost stories, and tales of hauntings!! But after watching a scary movie I need to immediately watch a Disney movie or comedy, so I don't stay awake scared all night. 
I can't write with chalk, I can't even hardly pick a piece of chalk up. It gives me goosebumps. I hate it!
I hate having my ankles touched. I have kicked many a person and a couple doctors for touching my ankles.
I have a crazy, literal knee-jerk reaction to this.
I will leave you with one final confession. My sister is going to shit when she reads this part....
I have a list of words, words that I hate to hear, words that gross me out, words that I refuse to say. After finding out what these words are, friends of mine tend to cram them all in to one foul run on sentence, or just choose one and say it over and over until I want to cause them physical harm!
Moist
Panties
Schlong
Snatch
Douche -- although this one is on it's way off the list, I use it frequently now!

After typing those, I am physically ill. There is some vomit in my mouth now.